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Andrew Lahde’s Farewell Letter

Today I write not to gloat. Given the pain that nearly everyone is experiencing, that would beentirely inappropriate. Nor am I writing to make further predictions, as most of my forecasts inprevious letters have unfolded or are in the process of unfolding. Instead, I am writing to say good-bye.

Recently, on the front page of Section C of the Wall Street Journal, a hedge fund manager who wasalso closing up shop (a $300 million fund), was quoted as saying, “What I have learned about thehedge fund business is that I hate it.” I could not agree more with that statement. I was in thisgame for the money. The low hanging fruit, i.e. idiots whose parents paid for prep school, Yale, andthen the Harvard MBA, was there for the taking. These people who were (often) truly not worthy ofthe education they received (or supposedly received) rose to the top of companies such as AIG,Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers and all levels of our government. All of this behavior supportingthe Aristocracy, only ended up making it easier for me to find people stupid enough to take the otherside of my trades. God bless America.

There are far too many people for me to sincerely thank for my success. However, I do not want tosound like a Hollywood actor accepting an award. The money was reward enough. Furthermore, the endless list of those deserving thanks know who they are.

I will no longer manage money for other people or institutions. I have enough of my own wealth tomanage. Some people, who think they have arrived at a reasonable estimate of my net worth, might be surprised that I would call it quits with such a small war chest. That is fine; I am content with my rewards. Moreover, I will let others try to amass nine, ten or eleven figure net worths. Meanwhile,their lives suck. Appointments back to back, booked solid for the next three months, they lookforward to their two week vacation in January during which they will likely be glued to theirBlackberries or other such devices. What is the point? They will all be forgotten in fifty years anyway. Steve Balmer, Steven Cohen, and Larry Ellison will all be forgotten. I do not understandthe legacy thing. Nearly everyone will be forgotten. Give up on leaving your mark. Throw theBlackberry away and enjoy life.

So this is it. With all due respect, I am dropping out. Please do not expect any type of reply toemails or voicemails within normal time frames or at all. Andy Springer and his company will behandling the dissolution of the fund. And don’t worry about my employees, they were always employed by Mr. Springer’s company and only one (who has been well-rewarded) will lose his job.

I have no interest in any deals in which anyone would like me to participate. I truly do not have a strong opinion about any market right now, other than to say that things will continue to get worse for some time, probably years. I am content sitting on the sidelines and waiting. After all, sitting and waiting is how we made money from the subprime debacle. I now have time to repair my health, which was destroyed by the stress I layered onto myself over the past two years, as well as my entire life – where I had to compete for spaces in universities and graduate schools, jobs and
assets under management – with those who had all the advantages (rich parents) that I did not. May meritocracy be part of a new form of government, which needs to be established.

On the issue of the U.S. Government, I would like to make a modest proposal. First, I point out theobvious flaws, whereby legislation was repeatedly brought forth to Congress over the past eightyears, which would have reigned in the predatory lending practices of now mostly defunct institutions.These institutions regularly filled the coffers of both parties in return for voting down all of this legislation designed to protect the common citizen. This is an outrage, yet no one seems to know orcare about it. Since Thomas Jefferson and Adam Smith passed, I would argue that there has been adearth of worthy philosophers in this country, at least ones focused on improving government.Capitalism worked for two hundred years, but times change, and systems become corrupt. GeorgeSoros, a man of staggering wealth, has stated that he would like to be remembered as a philosopher.My suggestion is that this great man start and sponsor a forum for great minds to come together tocreate a new system of government that truly represents the common man’s interest, while at thesame time creating rewards great enough to attract the best and brightest minds to serve in government roles without having to rely on corruption to further their interests or lifestyles. Thisforum could be similar to the one used to create the operating system, Linux, which competes withMicrosoft’s near monopoly. I believe there is an answer, but for now the system is clearly broken.

Lastly, while I still have an audience, I would like to bring attention to an alternative food and energysource. You won’t see it included in BP’s, “Feel good. We are working on sustainable solutions,” television commercials, nor is it mentioned in ADM’s similar commercials. But hemp has been usedfor at least 5,000 years for cloth and food, as well as just about everything that is produced frompetroleum products. Hemp is not marijuana and vice versa. Hemp is the male plant and it growslike a weed, hence the slang term. The original American flag was made of hemp fiber and ourConstitution was printed on paper made of hemp. It was used as recently as World War II by the
U.S. Government, and then promptly made illegal after the war was won. At a time when rhetoric isflying about becoming more self-sufficient in terms of energy, why is it illegal to grow this plant in thiscountry? Ah, the female. The evil female plant – marijuana. It gets you high, it makes you laugh, it does not produce a hangover. Unlike alcohol, it does not result in bar fights or wife beating. So,why is this innocuous plant illegal? Is it a gateway drug? No, that would be alcohol, which is soheavily advertised in this country. My only conclusion as to why it is illegal, is that CorporateAmerica, which owns Congress, would rather sell you Paxil, Zoloft, Xanax and other addictive drugs, than allow you to grow a plant in your home without some of the profits going into their coffers. This policy is ludicrous. It has surely contributed to our dependency on foreign energy sources. Ourpolicies have other countries literally laughing at our stupidity, most notably Canada, as well asseveral European nations (both Eastern and Western). You would not know this by paying attentionto U.S. media sources though, as they tend not to elaborate on who is laughing at the United Statesthis week. Please people, let’s stop the rhetoric and start thinking about how we can truly become self-sufficie

With that I say good-bye and good luck.

All the best,
Andrew Lahde

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