Hedge-Fund Guy Points Toward Z-Shaped Recovery
Thursday, June 25, 2009 : PermalinkBloomberg – Dear investor, our statutory obligations demand that we update you on how well we’ve taken care of your money here at Coin-Toss Investment Management.
Attached to this missive is a picture illustrating our fund’s performance this year, showing how wonderfully our back- to-basics approach is working after the derivatives-inspired lunacy of recent years. We’re calling our new strategy “mark- to-flatline” — slow and steady, it sure beats floundering on the double-black expert slopes of last year’s chaotic madness.
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